Max

we should kiss. also I don't have a micro penis, thanks
max is hot
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Max is one of the hottest guys you know. He is always the life of the party, and great to be around. He is an amazing athlete, and loves sports. He can always make you smile in the darkest times of your life. He tells lots of jokes, and they're funny like 80% of the time. You would be really lucky to have him.
Woah, have you seen Max today?

Yeah!

He's so hot!!

I'm so jealous
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A man that lacks Rizz
Oh he is bombing over there

He must be a Max
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A person who has never been heard to ask
Person: “bro did you know—“
Max: “I didn’t ask
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A Max is generally a self absorbed character. Very charming to lure you in. Acts confident, but inside is insecure and shy. A Max is terrible at committing long term. A Max could do with more stamina and a better work ethic. A Max is generally bald.
“That Max got no chat girl

“Max is gone in 60 seconds
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Max is a very lovable person. will most likely find their true love at a young age and will find school rough. They are matched well with most normally matched well with girls named Ruby. They are cocky and have high self-esteem, however, is always used in a good way to make people smile. Max's are the type of people you should cherish if you have been blessed enough to have known or met a Max in your life. When Max starts to become flirty they have found the person they want to be with. most of the time Max's have a hard time trusting people but when they trust someone they get very easily attached. They have attachment issues. When they find someone and open up to that person their entire life has been steered towards that person. All your thoughts are channelled towards that person. However, when someone thing hurts you emotionally it takes a while for you to bounce back. Max's are always genuine and are always meaning the best by their actions.
Max meets a girl
Smirky smile
Max: "Hey what's your name?"
Girl: "my name's Ruby"
Max: "Hey Ruby your very pretty"
Ruby: falls in love
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A complete asshole with such ignorance to other people which makes them have no actual friends. They act like a bitch a majority of the time. Also they suck at everything yet think they are the best
Man look at him over there I bet he’s a max
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