Hell is hell

You live in hell, we forgot it a long time ago, but our universe was hell. Life lives in a depreciative state that only manages to advance using a +1 concept via reproduction. If you can manage a net gain of -1, 0 or +1 in the universe your are either in a neutral boyant state or in 'advancement'. Some think at the end of the universe it all starts again +1, and around we go...enjoy the sunshine, waterfall, rainbows and unicorns cause it likely the last time we went through it all it was all imaginary🤣
What the hell, What. The. Hell! this Hell is hell! It took me all day to move that stone from the 1st pyramid terrace to the 2nd and then the food cart was late and I missed out on lunch, and some one had urinated up the slope, which I thought would help the stone moving but it just stank, then there was a hold up as the boats unloaded, we where stuck for 4 hours and the damn pharaoh turned up out of no where and decided he wanted a damn ensuite in his afterlife. Which is great and means less stone, but damn him we need to clear the slopes to cart it off the pyramid Damnn! bastard prick..#!?!#@$&*xo slave! Oh but I had two lovely baby girls...fark! My wife's gonna be furious! Hell is hell!
by m . November 30, 2020
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Gay as Hell

This term is not usually in reference to someone who is a part of the LGBTQ community, but as an immediate and unthought-through expression that translates to "That is stupid"
Bro that llama spat on me now my shirt is covered in spit that's gay as hell.
by lostandconfusedhuman March 22, 2023
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Hell merries

What you supposedly will be soon experiencing if you don't say your "Hail Marys" now.
I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
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Hell fuck

Unbelievably bad sex.
P1: did you fuck stacey yesterday?
P2: yeah but it was an absolute hell fuck
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cocker'n hell

Drunk...Very drunk...so drunk you have to close one eye so you only see one set of lines on the highway to get yourself home. (Disclaimer: if your think drunk then you probably shouldn't be driving home in the first place)
I drank so much last night that I was cocker'n hell.
by Robertpaulchapagne November 15, 2019
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Hell Yelling

When a supposed Christian loudly tells you what a sinner you are and you’re going to hell.
I went to the doctor and someone in the waiting room asked me if I go to church. When I said “no”, he started Hell Yelling at me. “You godless son-of-a-bitch, you are going to burn in hell forever.
by Kevitar December 26, 2019
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