sugar bear

A morbidly obese, typically black woman. Meant to refer to a specific type of bear found in the wild (i.e black bear, brown bear, sugar bear). Its name derives from its diet, which consists mostly of sugary foods and drinks such as 2-liters of Coca-Cola, purple drank, Snicker's bars, Twinkies, and Wonder Bread.

Watch out for that sugar bear crossing the street! They'll total your car if you hit em!

by ryangosling451 September 06, 2022

Sugar Bear

A gay bear who is feminine or gender non-conforming.

"Matt isn't a bear, is he? He isn't masculine."

"That's because Matt is a sugar bear!"

by adventureinthesea August 26, 2022

Sugar Bear

A Sugar Bear is a psychiatric break of reality typically found in early childhood life stages, but can express itself later in life in the form of a magical stuffed bear. Much like a hallucination, others won’t see or feel this Sugar Bear, but YOU CAN.

A perpetual sex god.

“I met this guy at the bar last night, he was such a sugar bear!”

Mom- “honey, you’ve barely touched your minced liver. Is everything alright?”

Son- “I’m fine now that my Sugar Bear filled me up. Thanks to Sugar Bear, I’m never hungry because he always fills me up.”

by Papa al Gaib May 05, 2024

Sugar Bear

That one rabid bear that is the mascot of the cereal called 'Sugar Crisps'. The advertisements started in the 1950's, where he robbed an old lady of her Sugar Crisps. He can be defined as the first furry. He typically sings 'Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps. Sugar Crisps, Sugar Crisps'.

Person 1: So did you see that-

Voice In The Distance: Can't get enough of those sugar crisps...

Person 2: Oh no, Sugar Bear has come for our Sugar Crisps

Person 1: RUN

Sugar Bear: Omae wou mou shindeiru

by Peter Krabs May 06, 2019

Sugar gigged

When a sugar baby receives a surprise IRS Form 1099 from a former benefactor, formally converting their “arrangement” into taxable self-employment income.

She thought it was a gift until the 1099 arrived. That’s when she realized—she’d been sugar gigged.

by Mister Sugar 4110 May 14, 2025

Sugar loafed

Getting it up the bum by a welsh sheep up the sugarloaf mountain aka a sheep shagger.

He got absolutely slizzered last night, he ended up getting bloody sugar loafed what a nonce.

by Welsh69 April 22, 2019

Sugar fetus

Someone who looks like a fetus living in the closet and try to get a sugar daddy/mommy.

Have you seen her trying to get a sugar daddy online?
She looks like fetus and never come out of her closet
She doesn't look like someone anyway
Some guys will like to feed her like a fetus
She is sugar fetus

by Goodchild July 16, 2016