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Swedish cookie cutter

When you take a shit and circle it around a girls pussy and bang her with the turd circling it.
Me:She liked it when i gave her that Swedish cookie cutter!

Friend: Why in the world would you give her something like that?

Me: I thought she would like it..that and the mess involved

Friend: ???
by vbbeachkid May 13, 2010
mugGet the Swedish cookie cuttermug.

that's the way the cookie crumbles

that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century
well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles
by l.a. rockstar May 28, 2004
mugGet the that's the way the cookie crumblesmug.

Smart Cookie

A type of biscuit who is usually "dumb" or "soggy".
These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.

In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.
Hey boys shall we get together in a circle with our "Smart Cookie".
by RealSickunt March 13, 2019
mugGet the Smart Cookiemug.

Girl scout cookies

Cookies that girl scouts buy the whole stock of from Safeway, Walgreens, etc.. and re-sell for a higher price than what they payed for. They do usually taste pretty good, but only because its from somewhere else. And for the price, nah not worth it, just get cookies from your local grocery store.
Guy: How much do these Girl scout cookies costs?
Girl scout: 10$
Guy: 10$?! for only 10 cookies?! I can just go to the Safeway down the street and get the same cookies for 5$!
by Halcynixa December 9, 2021
mugGet the Girl scout cookiesmug.

bocolate bip cookies

those were some good ass bocolate bip cookies bihhhh.
by zeppelin_nature November 3, 2017
mugGet the bocolate bip cookiesmug.

Danish Butter Cookie

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.
John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
by Wheelwood January 15, 2018
mugGet the Danish Butter Cookiemug.

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