LIl Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz

Someone who is violently Zimbabwe flicker felching to Duke Dennis without a license while roleplaying Choo Choo Charles and Shin sonic.

"Oh that's Jayden but be careful, some people call him a Lil Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz."

by SkibidiPapuslover3 December 9, 2024

Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.

Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.

by hfjklsfhlasjdfhklsdjfhakljfhas March 29, 2021

Pulling a Jacob

When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.

We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.

by billyinsertrandomnumbershere November 16, 2023

jacob rubin

the hottest person ever

Hey did you see Jacob Rubin today?

by eliesa, jacobs girlfriend May 24, 2022

Jacob

The guy with the most dad looking shirts ever

"Hey who's wearing that dad shirt?"
"Oh thats just Jacob"

by qwefera March 28, 2022

jacob

a gay bitch

that guy is a real jacob

by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020

jacobs spots

Jacobs spots are an enigma never question it just accept it although he looks like a cheeta and jumps like a kangaroo they still classify him as human he is a new breed of human a spotted one

Have you seen Jacobs spots yet?

by Renteriaaa August 11, 2017