There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Right behind you

When you and your team try to go look for a spy, but you hear this phrase, and die from said spy

“Alright, who’s ready to go find this spy”

“Right behind you”

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Right?....right*?

A term derived from a youtuber by the name of Nerrel. Used in the context of when a group of consumers obsessively buy a company's product without much philosophical or ethical questioning. Think of multi-billion dollar companies, like Nintendo, Sony, Disney, Microsoft, and Marvel. (When saying the second 'right*'. The speaker must say it in a high pitch voice, almost like the speaker's voice in 3x or 4x speed.)

The Nintendo fan base will eventually get tired of all the re-releases and HD remakes that in the end, they'll stop buying? Right?...Right?

"You gonna buy the new Skyward Sword HD?"

"No, it's stupid, why would I buy a 60$ game from the Wii. Its a waste of money. Right?....right*?"

by Filthy2001ASpaceOdessy May 3, 2021

Rights

The things we have that allow us to do anything we want as long as it doesn't bother anyone else.

"Can rights even be stolen?"

by Philisdeadinside April 6, 2017

Human Right

Something that literally anyone can do naturally without outside intervention. As human beings we cannot truly obtain this until we are able to self sustain without aid from others. Yes, this means by definition fetus', babies, nor toddlers have the capacity to claim these intermediate character buffs.

The only true human right is the right to try to survive as long as possible in the hostility of the universe.

Human Rights are not granted by anyone or anything other than you being born and living long enough to self sustain.

by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024

ya got that right, sista

The (im)perfect response to anything you aren't quite sure how to respond to. It can be used in any situation, as long as it doesn't fully work in said situation.

"My dog just died."
"Ya got that right, sista."

by LoBaby14 November 3, 2017

talk right as rain

something is just usual but you talk as if only you knew it.

Chris: If there is no change, this month is December.
Lisa: you talk right as rain!

by Phoebe is me January 2, 2017