The absolute state of something or someone being retarded, for example: thinking that you have left your car keys at home whilst you are diving your car
I hit peak retardation this morning thinking that I had left my car keys at home on the table a few miles down the road from my house, while I was driving my car.
by Spitfire_AU May 14, 2024
Get the Retardationmug. A retard is someone that pee's on their living room floor because they got someone they wanted on a game.
by Batmanniggabitch_19 August 17, 2022
Get the Retardmug. When you are trying to put your untied shoes on without using your hands and you tap your feet around on the floor and crush the heel of the shoe while trying to force your foot in. A comical sight.
by toetapper August 14, 2021
Get the Retard Dancemug. by emmatheawesomecat February 9, 2025
Get the Retarded retardmug. Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
Get the hand-me-down retardedmug. by idontknowwhattonamethis June 20, 2023
Get the retarded monthmug. 