Real nigga dick

The shit that goes in and out of your mother thousands of times on a daily basis.

Hmmm... it seems like your mother could use some real nigga dick.

by Momseat December 24, 2023

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024

real

the word someone uses when they are crying for help 🤭

*depressing slideshow* “real”

by Leila / imafatdyke 😍 August 8, 2022

Real Ass Pitch

Pitch with a real Ass.

Guys that dog is a real ass pitch, i just felt his butt. Its not a fursuit.

by Lasse Jackal November 1, 2019

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Real Pie

A pastry with tin pie pan underneath

I almost choked eating the metal under my real pie

by NLG101 November 24, 2017

That's how real it is

When The energy from a third party gives you confirmation about something you were literally just thinking about, or talking about with someone at that same moment

Im thinking about seeing this girl tonight but shes far, i dont if its worth the trip . And then a car passes by playing the song ive been a nasty girl . that's how real it is , im going.

by joepellegreeno November 26, 2024