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purple

The feeling pre-pebuscent 13 year old nerds would use to describe when they watch how i met your mother on cable tv, and watch free erotica on this site.
Person 1: BRO, you know Julie?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She shouted at me for stalking her and called me a creep.
Person 2: B-R-O! She knows your name?
Person 1: Feeling hella purple bro!
Person 2: Alright, I'll leave you alone.
by ShutUpBob August 8, 2019
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Purple

A ugly young man who takes bb's breath away litteraly and makes everyone fall to the ground when he plays soccer he kicks so damn haard ; } He is a giver and a taker he is open to all and he is extremley smart and has fragile feeling! his nickname is ali and lovesssss SSJTFA you intrested?
Purple is soooo cuate
by purplelover69 June 2, 2018
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purple marker

I'll give you a purple marker
by Dasia Robinson June 11, 2018
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Purple Fever

When you’ve been suckin’ Barney off every day.
Person 1: “Dude, did you hear? Stacy’s got a mad case of Purple Fever.”

Person 2: “Wow. Third person this week.”
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Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney
Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.
by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017
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