Verb. Slang: Vulgar. To perform oral sex on a woman.
Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.
Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.
Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.
Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.
In a formal environment: 'If you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma'am, I would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.'
In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'
In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'
by Dr. Drift, PhD February 13, 2008
Someone so awesome that they are not only "All That", but are sweet enough to be "All That" and a bag of delicious potato chips.
by BJN47 April 08, 2010
a sentence that is used when you're a very immature and person and you want to swear in front of your grandparents. it works trust me! someone i know used it once, just saying hehe ;)
by just put whatever they said December 03, 2019
I thought you were an outer space potato man.
by WHOM? September 25, 2009
by brendan February 10, 2005
by Jbtsetfkp April 25, 2018
This is when you blow your load on a girls boobs.
Baby Gravy- Cum
Chest Potatoes- Boobs
Gravy for mashed taters in simple terms.
Baby Gravy- Cum
Chest Potatoes- Boobs
Gravy for mashed taters in simple terms.
by Riddle Boy June 16, 2008