pink smelly hammer

The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.

To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.

by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006

Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrates..

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by quartz89 February 11, 2022

Pink gin corban

A little SKINNY prick that thinks he’s sick and leeches on everything and everyone, looks like a raw chicken from Tesco’s and you can nearly see through

He’s such a pink gin corban batty boy

by Veryha December 26, 2022

Pink Air Biscuit

When a woman queefs into her hand and then offers someone a sniff.

He thought it was SOOO funny to give me a hot air biscuit. So I surprised the shit out of him when I loaded up a pink air biscuit for him to enjoy. I jammed it under his nose and said "Sniff this Bubba". I know mine smelt better than his did. Then I fucked his brains out.

by Ronald Byrd January 9, 2019

The Cyclops with Pink Eye

Removing a prosthetic eye and inserting it into receiver's anus.

"Dude, my girl and I made The Cyclops with Pink Eye, I've had pink eye for a week now."

by JA1995 August 19, 2018

queer as pink ink

Very very ultra fucking homosexual flamboyant faggot that acts like your aunt Mary.

“Hey Mike”, “that fucking faggot is queer as pink ink”.

by The Feuer March 4, 2022

Sink Some Pink

Ingesting Pepto Bismol, especially after a particualarly bad case of Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, or Diarrhea.

"I just had to Sink Some Pink-- I should really start eating better."

by Koraichu May 3, 2023