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Cat who ate the canary

Self satisfied, pleased with one’s self.
My son looked like a cat who ate the canary when we found him with a plate of cookies.
by anonymous February 24, 2022
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Someone who should be banned

by Iamafuckass February 25, 2022
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who’s fuckin?

A thought finisher.
When someone is thinking of what they are trying to say and pauses after they say “and fuckiiin.. ummm” during their lost mind dragging on the Ummm is when u sternly and definitively finish the entire thought they were trying to mumble on with a quick “Who’s Fuckin?! Is it you? is it me??” And their story is then permenantly forgotten and they will say huh., and then your good to move on with your day!
“Ohh yeah man I was all like skirt skirt into my parking spot and fuckin.... fuckiiin umm”

“Who’s Fuckin? You? Is it me?!?”

“…. “
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
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who has the fattest ass in the world?

Julie Elizabeth Lyles officially has the fattest ass in the world as of 2022 and she will continue to be thick as fuck throughout 2023.
who has the fattest ass in the world? julie.
by mx_ March 3, 2022
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Who fukd u in the ass

The joke WHO
WHO ASKED

is boring

u come back at it by sayin
((The one who fucked you in the ass))
That’s who
Chad: who
Tyler: who asked
Moe: the one who fukd u in the ass
by zaworldo August 9, 2021
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the one who fukd u in da ass

comeback to the boring joke, “who asked
Chad: who
Tyler: who asked
Kevin: the one who fukd u in da ass
by zaworldo August 18, 2021
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carrots who eat girls

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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