Purple V-Neck Day

The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.

Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.

by KidNapsterz August 25, 2010

Neck Terribles

The unsightly hairs found in the lower region at the back of the neck.

"I'm going to the barber to have my neck terribles trimmed."

by newbkat October 5, 2011

possess thy neck

To formally slap someone’s neck so hard that they no longer own their own neck

If you don’t get out of my way , i’m boutta possess thy neck

by rodawg51 May 3, 2018

Horse neck

A person that has poor posture and the angle of the neck resembles that of a horse's. The muscles in the neck are so weak and the head is heavy that the neck bends.

"Yeah, Mitch has a horse neck, he can't keep his head up straight."

by Snake145 August 16, 2021

muscle neck

When u neck is so big that u can breath more then average human being

Navel got a muscle neck

by Yet squad boy September 19, 2016

Clear the neck

The act of getting rid of the Phlegm in your throat (or in this case the neck)

J: Hey Miyan, you need to clear the neck?

M: Yeah man the neck is clogged.

by Yakovic February 2, 2016

neck-noose

Necktie. More particularly, a necktie worn by an ambitious, brown-nosing, back-stabbing corporate ladder-climber trying to impress his boss.

Ralph, you know the CFO won't even talk to you if you're not wearing your neck-noose.

Mr. Weaver got called into HR for yanking Bill's neck-noose when Bill dropped the draft P&L in the executive shitter.

by Fuzzbuster111 February 28, 2025