This is a term used to describe a guy you know who can barely manage to hold his life together because he’s always strung out on cocaine. He’s a silver spoon fed jackass who masks his addiction with douchebag arrogance. A fucking nightmare of a human to be around. It’s not uncommon for him to self force sexual favors to acquire some or apply to his debt.
Yo Grady. Rich and Nate are coked out of their fucking skulls again.
I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.
I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.
I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
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The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."
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