Max "Wax" Jackson

a dumb gay boi stupid man who wishes he was more like his brother.

"Oh hey, Max "Wax" Jackson, why you looking a little down today?"
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"

"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."

by fijihasbiggay November 12, 2020

pheromone maxxing

Not bathing or using deodorant as to bring out the natural pheromones

Damn, Mason smells so good!
He must be pheromone maxxing

P.U Onion boy

by Puthyslayer21 April 22, 2024

max

a male whos penis is particularly small, he is very sensitive about it and he’s pretty annoying and rude salty uses everyone for clout and is bisexual

wibba 1: yo is that max
hoe 2: ew ya i sucked him off last night it was so small

by wiggabeat69420 March 8, 2019

max howie

If you are named max Howie you have a massive penis

If you are named max Howie you have a massive penis

by Dhsrhgkxkg July 12, 2017

Max

Max is the most amazing person you will ever meet. His personality is one of a kind and he is always there to brighten up your saddest days. He is so caring, sweet and so so kind. You would never want to lose him.

Max is cool

by Waaaaaaaater December 30, 2018

Max

Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.

Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.

Friend: Hell yeah.

Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.

Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.

Girls: dammit

by UrbanDictionaryisweird April 7, 2022

max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard

Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment

by Max employment June 5, 2018