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Matthew

Fat big fluffy marshmallow, looks like a potato has a 26% in science. Has a terrible haircut that looks like he failed at attempting curtain bangs. Such a baddie grrr ruff ruff. Also gay
Matthew is a gay baddie
by Gay Baddie Bestie November 21, 2021
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Matthew

is the best type of guy friend you will ever have. if your sad, mad, or anything of the sort he will be there and make you laugh. matthew is the most loyal friend or lover you will ever have. he has crushes and admire them from a distance but will never express his feeling because he is scared of outcomes. he will have people come up to him and be shy but once you get to know him, he’s the life of the party. matthew will always have admires but will always run because he’s scared of the future. matthew doesn’t like opening up because he doesn’t think his feelings aren’t as important as his friends and doesn’t want to be selfish expressing them.
damn is that a matthew, he’s so fun at parties but he has a secret but nobody knows it.
by roger1780 November 21, 2021
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Matthew Tavarez

Person 1- his name is Matthew Tavarez
Person 2- isn’t that the guy who’s going to Standford?
Person 1- ya!
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Matthew

Matthew is a very awkward guy you’ll ever meet. He’s shy almost all the time and is only open to his close friends. He’ll open up to you after he confesses his feelings for you, but will still be awkward with you.. Matthew will always be watching from behind and is always be jealous of everyone around the girl he likes. He’ll copy your fit and follow his friends around, but I meannnn that’s just who he is 🤷🏻 ♀️

But Matthew’s a nice and caring guy! You can tell he cares about his friends and family, and he’ll be there for you in a split second if you just holla at him.
*when driving around*
A: “What do you wna do tonight?”
B: “Up to you, we’ll just Matthew behind you
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Matthew

A gay Jewish man who loves to date minors but only after raping them.
Girl 1:"My boyfriend is such a a Matthew, I hate him"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"
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Kai Matthews

A motherfucking bitch, little skinny rat with medium hair who likes men, every friday night he is not busy he is just sucking the life out of some guy named Malachi.
Yo he pulled a Kai Matthews last friday
by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024
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Kai Matthews

He was the load his mother should have swallowed. Of course his father had to choose to make him a stain on society instead of a stain on the bed. He doesn’t have one less of a chromosome he has an extra one and it went straight to his massive fucking forehead. You wonder why he’s always so busy on Friday nights but it’s not because he playing some stupid video games. He’s absolutely sucking the life out of some random dude named Trace with an absolutely massive dick. He might be a girl for all you know because he somehow still hasn’t hit puberty and his voice is higher than his dad when he beats him every night. He’s about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit. Overall summary you couldn’t explain to him in crayons how empty his brain is.
by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024
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