A sexy beautiful person with curly hair. Who loves to play hello kitty games and is short. Probably raps good too.
Person one: hey did you hear Mary Jane’s song?
Person two: yes it was so good she ate.
Person one:omg let’s have sex!
Person two: yes it was so good she ate.
Person one:omg let’s have sex!
by Dictionariesworlldwide March 3, 2024
Get the Mary Janemug. Goob×Mary-Anne: They are a couple from a *tv show and share loving affection towards each other. They are total opposites, but have something special about each other that knocks them off their feet! He is the bassist in a band, and she is a cheerleader, they both happen to be second in command, in their cliques. Goob's affections for Mary-Anne is STRONG. He cares for her, and people know it, when Mary-Anne's in the picture, he doesn't seem like himself at all, he is usually a very depressing man due from his actions and sense of clothing, who smiles here and there, get him mad, and you'd be dead, since he is very strong, when it comes to fighting, Mary-Anne on the other hand, is a care-free cheerleader who is positive... In a negative way! She is a nice girl don't get me wrong... But could kick ass and get pretty pissed if you say the wrong thing, she is innocent and grew up with a devastating childhood, but when she met Goob, he promised "he'd take care of her and protect her" they both are VERY good looking! She has a latino-american look, with piercing silver eyes, that could take you away, while Goob has a turtealish color that you can stare ate forever, especially when he doesn't wear his hoodie, which hides his dark black shaggy hair, these two support each other in any possible situation, they defend each other whenever they can (theme songs:
Sk8ter girl: Avril Lavigne
Pussy Cat Dolls: Elevator
In My Head: Jason Derulo
Green Day: Barbie Doll
Etc...
Sk8ter girl: Avril Lavigne
Pussy Cat Dolls: Elevator
In My Head: Jason Derulo
Green Day: Barbie Doll
Etc...
by Hatsymdrome1 September 24, 2017
Get the Goob×Mary-Annemug. someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.
person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
by babefest July 17, 2021
Get the mary j bligemug. Mary has a giant schlong. If Mary isn't careful with her massive dick, she'll poke someone's eye out. It cannot be expressed how large her shaft is. Like, it is unholy how long Mary's shaft is
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY EYE, MARY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOUR GIANT SCHLONG POKED MY EYE OUT, JESUS FUCK"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'LL BRING YOU TO THE ER!!!"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'LL BRING YOU TO THE ER!!!"
by R3Lum3 January 31, 2025
Get the Marymug. by Chlochlochlosadie May 8, 2023
Get the Opie Mariemug. Marie is a beautiful and smart female and she likes reading and she acts like a tomboy she is really careful with her grades. She's a straight A+ student and abuses people when she gets answers wrong.
by peron duhh 1234 November 17, 2022
Get the Mariemug. 