Jacob

A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )

The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick

by Cancerisdank April 2, 2017

Jacob Maksym

A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'

That jacob maksym guy is kinda fire

by deandoeandoeandoea July 6, 2023

Jacob Black

The hottest mythical creature of all time, but extremely overlooked. Total Gryffindor/Hufflepuff and a loving friend, lover, brother, father, son...you name it. Totally way better than Edward.

“Jacob Black is so gorgeous!”-Everyone with common sense

by SilverTheWof December 25, 2020

jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017

Jacob

cunt

hey look it’s the cunt ‘jacob’

by Harrold Busk September 27, 2022

Jacob b

A nerd who is too bug for his boots after benching 3kg

Hahaha your a Jacob b

by Forpi September 15, 2021

jacob mignon

A man with a very large penis who always has the best hair and only hangs out with a few friends usually a Hispanic and a crackhead

Damn Jacob Mignon has a big dick

by Penidol January 31, 2018