A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
by Kittles48 September 19, 2018
Get the The Way Of The Douchemug. The holiest code to live by, break it and the penalty is death, Wells Way: Be Responsible, Be respectful, and be ready to learn
by Big_BrainNelson September 9, 2021
Get the Wells Waymug. by connierobinsonkc November 30, 2023
Get the The Navarre Waymug. Lovely, gorgeous, nice and thoughtful. The best person to be around, can always make you laugh. Silky blonde hair and hazel nut eyes .
by HBCHBSUC*DJXN()2K# July 10, 2019
Get the Phoebe Waymug. Emily is way to bold
Send snap holding pineapple juice saying “when you come over wana drink this?”
:emily is being way to bold
Send snap holding pineapple juice saying “when you come over wana drink this?”
:emily is being way to bold
by Jerexyx October 25, 2022
Get the Way to boldmug. Person 1: Hey want a snickers?
Person 2: Sorry I can't, I have a really bad nut allergy.
Person 1: I have a Milky Way Candy if you want it.
Person 2: Sure, thanks bro!
Person 2: Sorry I can't, I have a really bad nut allergy.
Person 1: I have a Milky Way Candy if you want it.
Person 2: Sure, thanks bro!
by somerandom13yearold July 27, 2021
Get the Milky Way Candymug. We are the reason for the OJH way . This school is all that we need . Everything revolves around the OJH way . If you do not follow the OJH way then you will never EVER win at bingo ! ! ! ! !
ITS ABOUT DRIVE
ITS ABOUT POWER
WE STAY HUNGRY
WE DEVOUR .
ITS ABOUT DRIVE
ITS ABOUT POWER
WE STAY HUNGRY
WE DEVOUR .
by Theojhway March 20, 2022
Get the Ojh waymug.