Horse Carrot

A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch

Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure

now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes

by David horse man December 3, 2022

Trojan Horse

A person of Indian origin who moves to another country takes up citizenship there. But would do his long distance nationalism and would put India before his host country.

He's a trojan horse, he stays here but strives so hard to make a hindu country back home.

by philopianse7en November 15, 2022

Horse Race

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A whore's race is a horse race. Female horse-racers care called Horse Racists.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023

A flying horse back dancer

When she asks for sex and you walk in with a horse cock on your head wearing an elvis cosplay, she'll go wild

Me and my wife decided we are going to try a flying horse back dancer tonight

by Mr.goose69 April 8, 2021

Schleich horse

It’s a addiction of plastic horses and you use all of your money on it

I love my schleich horse

by anonymous March 20, 2021

Horse Girl

A girl who thinks horses are pretty

My girlfriend is such a horse girl

by ThebigTp November 25, 2021

Horse Girl

A girl who works with horses. Sometimes they even join zoom calls while riding a horse.

That girl who joined the zoom call was a horse girl.

by Chris Cuhts November 2, 2022