Hookamuck

A funny guy

*guy does something silly*
“You’re such a hookamuck”

by GurgeMcDurge November 5, 2018

Hookamuck

A silly (or funny) person

*Guy does something silly*
“You’re such a hookamuck”

by GurgeMcDurge November 5, 2018

Hoockie

Boastful nonsense

That's a bunch of hoockie!!

by Teacher!! December 16, 2018

Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees

Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine

by JAYmist January 21, 2019

hooker boots

Thigh-high boots with stiletto heels, typically in shiny (fake) black leather.
See for example Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Not to be confused with Go-Go Boots, which have a chunky heel and may not go all the way to the mid-thigh.

She was wearing hooker boots and a miniskirt, trying to hard to find a man.

by giant killer robot May 10, 2019

Hooker rinds

The crispy sheen of dried skin that accumulates on the bedding of cheap hotels

When Nick was checking the linens for bed bugs he found a huge matting of hooker rinds that made his stomach turn

by Brogantac July 6, 2019

Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed

"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"

by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019