Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.

Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!

Go Jehovah on his ass by bbone22 September 7, 2012

Milton Hershey High School

The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June 27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5 star school, as rated by on-campus house parents.👍

Person 1: You're going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?

Milton Hershey High School by Kathrine Hershey July 2, 2021

High school dance 

A sweaty, writhing mass of teenagers who gather together for a school-sponsored Friday night of grinding and generally throwing themselves at each other. Typically set to bare-bones rap designed so that you can't do many moves aside from grinding.

If you want to have a good time without getting crushed, stay on the edge of the writhing mass, where you can still socialize but you actually have room to dance.

I took a big chance at the high school dance with a lady who was ready to play.

High school dance by WeHaveExplosive November 28, 2012

himb 

A pronoun often used to refer to chonky male cats. Sometimes used to refer to other male pets too, especially chonky ones.

Alfred stole the chicken off the counter, shame himb!

himb by Luxura June 16, 2020

Boner Hiding Apparatus 

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.

"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."

Boner Hiding Apparatus by Guyp3 January 24, 2013

Hit the Faucet 

When you are in a state that is characterized by alcohol intoxication, "hitting the faucet" means to go to the nearest bathroom, turn the faucet on high, put one's mouth directly underneath, and drink until one can't drink anymore. This action is performed in an effort to curb the side effects of a hangover. One engages in this act instead of drinking out of a cup because, simply, there is no cup big enough for the amount of water one needs to drink when they're this drunk.

Tyler: Dude, I just drank beer number 12 and I have a lab at 8 a.m. tomorrow.

Robert: Just hit the faucet, you'll be good.

Hit the Faucet by The faucet hitter May 29, 2010

Him 

AKA god, the motherfucker with the biggest set of nuts in town that is fucking cracked at everything he does. this individual also gets an absurd amount of bitches.

Blake: “Dude did you hear that Jack fucked 17 bitches in one week, and then won the chip?”

Trey: “Yeah bro, Jack is Him”

Him by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022