FaceBook Blur

the stressful moment when you open a picture on Facebook to see if a girl or guy is hot.. but the picture is blurry and still loading, leaving you unable to see the person's face clearly for a few seconds or more... can result in chronic disappointment after the expected wait time of 15 seconds (depending on internet connection)

Dude that Facebook Blur was totally disappointing... i thought she would be much hotter

by bloop1785 October 20, 2011

Facebook Muscles

(n) When someone says stuff on their wall, others wall, and or private message that they would never say in person.
(v) The act of messaging or posting on a wall, that would never be said in person.

(adj) ex: The guy hit on a girl by posting how hot she is on her photo in facebook, but when they got together he coward away. "Man that guy has facebook muscles".

by usmcvince January 18, 2012

Facebook Lesbian

A girl who claims to be lesbian, but really is not. This is claim is usually made due to several factors, sometimes all combined. Those being, Confusion, Aiming for acceptance from actual lesbians or other facebook lesbians, sometimes these girls have never fully matured and been able to open up and be comfortable around guys, so they just settle for girls who they are more comfortable with, especially with showing their bodies off.

Essentially a Poser.

Dude 1: Dint that chick just suck your dick last week? facebook says shes a lesbian..

Dude 2: Shes just a facebook lesbian man, shes a trendy homosexual.

by LehighValleyLesbians December 12, 2012

Facebook Evangelist

Someone who posts bible verses as their Facebook status all the time.

Did you see that Stephanie put a bible verse as her status today again today?

Yeah, she is such a Facebook Evangelist

by monkeyman 777 December 3, 2010

did a facebook

To "improve your site" but really make it worse and harder to use like facebook does often

Tom: Dude youtube totally did a facebook
Jerry: What do you mean?
Tom: They moved everything around and added all these useless buttons
Jerry: Aw man you're right I can't find anything anymore

by Flyingwithdice March 31, 2010

Face to Facebook

Face to Facebook is when you don't have time to call or get together in person with friends or business contacts, but you still want them to feel special, so you write on their wall.

Hey no big deal. I wish I had time for a face to face meeting too but I am so slammed that I can't make it until late next week. We can Face to Facebook until our lives calm down a bit. If you need immediate attention, you can always go primitive and I'll pick up.

by pinball queen September 7, 2009

Facebook-a-phile

A person who stalks underaged boys or girls exclusively through Facebook.

You know Mike? Total Facebook-a-phile. Has nothing but underaged girls on his friends list.

by JohnQDom August 20, 2011