dump-clothes

dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who who IYHO dresses you badly/poorly that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump

N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the offending party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.

Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma December 26, 2012

core dumped

Old school word for pwned or owned.

"Dude, I was playing Counterstrike and core dumped this guy in midair."

by Stuntmanjake123 February 22, 2009

bag dumping

Take a dump in a bag ( even better if it's wet) and then throw the bag of crap out a window of tall building.

What a great party last night. I think I hit somebody with my bag dumping on my way home!

by Jajmj07 November 2, 2015

Donnie Dump Diapers

A man toddler who hasn't quite mastered the potty training yet.

Eww, can you small that guy?
Who, Donnie Dump Diapers? He always smells like a Manhattan drain.

by McSpreader February 25, 2024

DUMP DONKEY

Breaking up doesn't have to be difficult. We are all jackasses.

Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.

by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022

economy dump

Going somewhere else to poop to save money on toilet paper, water bill, etc.

Why isn’t Ron home?
Well, he went to McDonald’s down the street to take an economy dump. Man is on a budget.

by maxreboband November 21, 2019

laptop dumping

when someone uses thier laptop as they are taking a dump, downloading a brown file, and or taking the browns to the superbowl.

It was an awkward moment when jackson asked where the laptop was while Blake was in the bathroom laptop dumping

by jake burrito July 9, 2010