doing the illegals

When one has a Scheduled time to do drugs. I.e. Meth, cocaine, etc. Typically in a public bathroom, in a house, or even in public (if he/she is feeling frisky).

Man 1: "hey man! Where are you going?"

Man 2: "oh! It's 4:20!"

Man 1: "so?"

Man 2: "... I'm 'bout to be doing the illegals"

by Boddibingboddiboom July 10, 2016

Boob's do

when a female's stomach protrudes out further than her boob's..

that girl has got ' boob's do.............her stomach sticks out further than her boob's do ..

by lafair95 January 8, 2012

Doing The Laundry

To front load your cock and also balls into a women’s vagina and spin, while experiencing whiskey dick or erectile disfunction.

I drank so much last night me and my girlfriend started doing the laundry

by YeetThyMeat January 20, 2021

doing an ash

The act of tasting your own semen after ejaculation for the benefit of your lady friend.

As depicted by the wise words of Ash himself "You can't expect someone else to eat it if you wouldn't"

I've ate loads of pineapple recently so I'm definitely doing an ash tonight

by Jack Banton June 26, 2017

dos sombreros

two hats in spanish

Kelli and kelly- UNO SOMBRERO!

Kelly- look now hes wearing 2 hats!

Kelly- DOS SOMBREROS!

Kelli- DOS SOMBREROS!

by redskinbowler211 June 22, 2009

doing the kendrick

1. 4 knuckle shuffle

2. spanking the monkey

3. rubbing one out

Q: What's he doing in there?

A: Knowing him, he's probably doing the Kendrick

by firenze italia March 31, 2009

Doing a Simpsons

Describes a long running cartoon that has run out of fresh original content.

I hope Aqua Teen Hunger Force does not end up doing a Simpsons.

by DrGizmondo December 9, 2008