n. and adj. (of) a follower of the life and teachings of Jesus Christ, even though there are sects of this it still makes you a Christian. A Christian is a spiritual person who doesn't sin but admits they did, is morally perfect, often part of a strict church with way too many prohibitions and often is crusading against non-believers saying how sinful they are, and also they hold it by faith resulting from all their life doubting when they no longer doubt and often get special treatment because their religion prohibits things people would normally do, those hat-wearing people deviating from the world.
by King Charles Evergreen September 18, 2021

A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.
Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.
Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.
Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.
by Silvershades November 14, 2023

by MaximEnjoyer October 28, 2021

A guy who's wider than he is long. In all dimensions. His motto is: "never bring a sword to a mortar fight"
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
by Guy With A Longsword May 15, 2020

by CosmicFlo June 19, 2022

by Liz_0610 June 16, 2019

A retard "Do you care about the Christians who died?"
Hym "I though you were immortal? So... They didn't."
Hym "I though you were immortal? So... They didn't."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
