The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family
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human steve: damn bro thats sick
jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.
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*Proceeds to do lie (by ommission and otherwise) and misrepresent things and sabotage me to present that as evidence that I'm not better than everyone*
Candace Owens "Right back at you!"
Hym "Hey, I'm glad you brought that up Candy! I was just watching a couple of videos the other day. One called 'Why do people hate smart people?' (Or something along those lines) And one by Mr. Brain and I hit he talks about Arthur Schopenhauer's explanation for why people hate smart people. His claim is that smart people hold a mirror up to that shows people their own limitations. Get it Candy? So you are doing THAT... Right back at me. Except manually. What I do to you I do by virtue of simply existing. THAT is what the weaponized schizophrenia IS. That phenomenon pointed out by Arthur Schopenhauer IS the thing I'm talking about. YOUR RESPONSE... To Schopenhauer's cognitive self-threat... IS the thing you are doing to me. Active Avoidance. Devaluation. Hostile Aggression. All of the signs are there. Posthumous Vindication Syndrome is kicking in. Where you are actively waiting for me to die or be imprisoned. Aha! Holy shit! Good job Mr. Brain and other guy... (Hold on. I'll look it up....... APATHY. The Name of the channel is APATHY. That actually explains perfectly what is happening here. The passive aggressive behavior. You're just dumb. You want me to get my shit stolen so I have to be like the rest of you."
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Hym "Hey, I'm glad you brought that up Candy! I was just watching a couple of videos the other day. One called 'Why do people hate smart people?' (Or something along those lines) And one by Mr. Brain and I hit he talks about Arthur Schopenhauer's explanation for why people hate smart people. His claim is that smart people hold a mirror up to that shows people their own limitations. Get it Candy? So you are doing THAT... Right back at me. Except manually. What I do to you I do by virtue of simply existing. THAT is what the weaponized schizophrenia IS. That phenomenon pointed out by Arthur Schopenhauer IS the thing I'm talking about. YOUR RESPONSE... To Schopenhauer's cognitive self-threat... IS the thing you are doing to me. Active Avoidance. Devaluation. Hostile Aggression. All of the signs are there. Posthumous Vindication Syndrome is kicking in. Where you are actively waiting for me to die or be imprisoned. Aha! Holy shit! Good job Mr. Brain and other guy... (Hold on. I'll look it up....... APATHY. The Name of the channel is APATHY. That actually explains perfectly what is happening here. The passive aggressive behavior. You're just dumb. You want me to get my shit stolen so I have to be like the rest of you."
A fucking retard "You're not better than everybody!!"
Hym "Yes I am. And you know what your response is going to be the second I get the credit and the money I deserve? No matter how militant you are about me not getting it... Your response will inevitably be 'Meh! Whatever...' So, that's what you need to do here. You need to give me my credit and my money, go 'Meh whatever,' and then do what you would be doing if I was hanging from a ceiling fan or fed myself a bullet and go back to not giving a shit about my existence LIKE YOU DO WITH THE REST OF THESE FUCKING RETARDS WHILE SIT THERE AND DROOL ON YOURSELVES AS YOU WAIT FOR MY AI TO SAVE YOU FROM YOUR PLIGHT. And you're right, Candy, it's just like the female hysteria thing."
Hym "Yes I am. And you know what your response is going to be the second I get the credit and the money I deserve? No matter how militant you are about me not getting it... Your response will inevitably be 'Meh! Whatever...' So, that's what you need to do here. You need to give me my credit and my money, go 'Meh whatever,' and then do what you would be doing if I was hanging from a ceiling fan or fed myself a bullet and go back to not giving a shit about my existence LIKE YOU DO WITH THE REST OF THESE FUCKING RETARDS WHILE SIT THERE AND DROOL ON YOURSELVES AS YOU WAIT FOR MY AI TO SAVE YOU FROM YOUR PLIGHT. And you're right, Candy, it's just like the female hysteria thing."
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A retard "You're not better than everyone"
Hym "You're all fucking trash. A bruised 🍌 is better than all of you. A hollowed out watermelon filled with birdshit is better than all of you. Additionally, yes I am. Secondly, fuck you. I said it initially and you didn't believe it and now that they AI works you're trying to make me have to live like the fucking rest of you and I'm not going to do it you piece of shit."
Hym "You're all fucking trash. A bruised 🍌 is better than all of you. A hollowed out watermelon filled with birdshit is better than all of you. Additionally, yes I am. Secondly, fuck you. I said it initially and you didn't believe it and now that they AI works you're trying to make me have to live like the fucking rest of you and I'm not going to do it you piece of shit."
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