anal pump

The act of pumping the anus until shit splatters all over the pump-ee.

"I had an anal pump last night and shit all over Mark!"

by Relacuna September 25, 2013

anal sex

Something scene girls like because it pleases their men and won't get them pregnant!

That scene girl has lots of anal sex because she's a nasty whore.

by billygraydaman December 9, 2008

anal leakage

The rupturing of the colon caused by wayyyyy to much butt-fucking. It usually results from several extended, rough, savage anal encounters

God, my anal leakage is really acting up after my stay in the joint.

by ljas December 28, 2005

anal jelly

A mixture of blood, semen, lube, and feces that collects after anal sex.

"James is a kinky bastard, he just ate Mary's anal jelly after he pounded her ass"

by Ubglub January 30, 2017

anal investigator

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.

The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.

by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014

Anal monkey

The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.

John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.

Brad: What the fuck

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

ANAL RAPE

When someone is raped in the butthole.

Yesterday at the party you know that weird kid Justin, well he gave me ANAL RAPE.

by Big Jameson April 3, 2021