Meat Heads

They're not the most approachable people. When you're a newbie the last thing you need is a meat head who continuously stares at you as you move from one machine to the other. It's like a scene from Prison break,when an inmate is holding his belongings and his taking that intimidating walk to his cell accompanied by Prison guards and the old heads death stare him waiting to claim him as their bitch. Meat heads intimidate you and they wait for you to do the wrong thing before they scream at you as loud as they could 'DON'T DO THAT' or 'YOUR FORM IS TERRIBLE' or

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING', they laugh at you and shake their heads in disbelief. Meat heads are the reason why you ditch your membership.

Meat Heads think they know it all.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017

Forever Head

When you do something right and your partner promises to give you head for the entirety of your relationship.

Ben: My girlfriend makes me want to be the best version of myself. I think I should start going to a therapist and achieve that level of me.

Andrew: I bet that'll get you some Forever Head from the lady.

by SlitSkirts February 27, 2017

Head fuck

Someone you fancy (or use to) who knows you do, and just strings you along and fucks with your head or texts you when your happy

Aka harry henderson

Mate that harrykid always texts me when I’m happy what a head fuck

by Hhhhhdawgy January 29, 2018

Bull-head

NOUN A stubborn, strongheaded person

THIS way is easier than your way, ya (bull-head)

by Dewjob January 17, 2017

Pez That Head

The act of snapping your head back to take a shot in its entirety or any other alcoholic beverage.

Girl: You best Pez that Head.
Guy: *Gulps down the shot*

by Acid-Queen March 26, 2012

Paradox Head

Getting head, whilst doing something extremely nerdy. Causing the spectrum of extremely nerdy and extremely cool to collide. This usually causes a small black hole in the general area where the paradox head took place.

Getting Paradox Head while playing World of Warcraft, Halo, Call of Duty, Dungeons and Dragons, etc...

by TtlyNotAJew March 10, 2011

Calamari Head

The feeling of the morning after the night before's in-toxications, after little or no sleep, in the company of your girl/boyfriends you begin to feel silly - laughing at everything, everyone and anything.

After laughing so hard and feeling exhausted you begin to feel all jelly like.

All loose and silly like a squid!

Calamari Head originates from Spain and was initially demonstrated as a dance imitating a squid.

by NAYA HENEBE July 9, 2011