Skip to main content

Asshole

Wow she is such an asshole
by Bicth#1 May 31, 2019
mugGet the Asshole mug.

Burning Asshole Syndrome

Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.
"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."
by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025
mugGet the Burning Asshole Syndrome mug.

Asshole

someone who goes out of their way to make someone’s day bad by doing something cruel
person: hey did you see that asshole spill someones drink on purpose?

asshole: yeah that was me
by katana blade celing fan May 27, 2023
mugGet the Asshole mug.

trainwreck of busted assholes

A perfect series of events that goes off the rails and present a trainwreck of busted assholes.
Steve gave his presentation on more breaks during work with the supervisors and it went over like a trainwreck of busted assholes.
by ex_lax70 April 17, 2021
mugGet the trainwreck of busted assholes mug.

cashew asshole

The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.
by Factotem1 August 31, 2017
mugGet the cashew asshole mug.

Asshole

If you dislike my definitions you are such a fucking asshole
by fc2078 January 14, 2021
mugGet the Asshole mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email