virgin

You.

James: Hey John you fucking virgin
John: I know.

by xbox_morroco August 5, 2020

Legging Virgin

Someone who wears leggings that are so tight no dick could ever get in

Don't ever date a legging virgin if you want some action.

by Badbiiiiiiiiiitch April 14, 2022

Social Circle Virgin

A person you met, and want to fuck, who hasn't had sex with anyone in your social circle. This makes for an uncomplicated inclusion of them with your friends and avoids drama / bad vibes.

Met a hot Social Circle Virgin (SCV) last night who knows my roommate but they never hooked up

by Kaono August 5, 2016

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

Kansas City virgin

Noun: A girl who only will have anal sex so she may maintain her true "virgin" status.

Steve: Angela and I only do it in the butt. She wants to save herself until she's married.

Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!

by AJ Locke April 18, 2018

Bandwagon virgin

Abbr.: bwv

An individual who has remained willingly away from being part of any trend since the day they have attained individuality (i.e. defeated alienation).

—I told Lou the other day we should buy one of those hot new NFTs together, the one they say it's gonna skyrocket before long, but he said NFTs in general bored the heck out of him and he wasn't interested whatsoever.
—No surprise... He's never interested in hot new shit.
—Yeah, he's such a bandwagon virgin.

by J. J. B. Bravo April 19, 2022

Virginity

Something that I shall never lose.

(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)

P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022