flaming turkey

A turkey fryer fire caused by attempting to deep fry a frozen turkey. The police department makes several public safety videos on this every year, and several user-generated videos have been uploaded. The term was used on a This American Life episode.

That dummy was asking for a flaming turkey incident.

by artagnon April 23, 2016

crap turkey

A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.

You are such a crap turkey stop it!

by Fred The Camel May 2, 2016

wall turkey

a lazy fuckin piece of shit who's sluggin around gettin slime all over the walls!

get up you wall turkey its time to eat those children we baked in our easy bake oven!

by Greggy Greg August 6, 2016

Cold Turkey

When a girl has a loose vagina and it smells really bad

Dude did you see Morgan last night?
Yea dude that was some cold turkey...

by jasmarih June 11, 2016

Pepper turkey

The act of ejaculating and or throwing terds on a females breast during sex.

"Dude my girl asked for a pepper turkey , I'm the luckiest guy alive"

by 1149omirp May 23, 2016

flushing turkey

The act of shoving her face deep in the toilet bowl and then going anal on her.
Every thrust produces a bubbling scream which sounds like a turkey call.

Man that Bitch just wouldn’t shut up so I went Flushing Turkey on her

by Singletracker May 25, 2016

Glass turkey

A sex position in which a man is pressed up against a glass window while a woman is bent over in front of him.

Clifton was having a late night jazz session when his lover pushed him up against a glass window. The two did a glass turkey.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016