cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.

guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.

by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023

bathtub toilet water dong

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.

When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong

by Fart dong December 6, 2021

Skibidy toilet

Retarded people fucking and it’s really gay

I put a skibidy toilet up my ass

by Ladarius brinks February 13, 2025

Skibidi Toilet

A series on youtube created by DaFuq?!Boom in which camera men (guys with cameras for heads) attack toilets. It is made on GMod and it is annoying, but it is only the community that made it annoying. The videos don't suck (that much) And I am not an ipad kid.

"Skibidi toilet"
*Shoots with a 9mm rifle*

by TurkishBop December 12, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

It is a Gen Alpha sacrifice. Many say it just because their legends Lankybox say it, but they do not know that it instantly summons the devil. Once it is said, they are possessed, making them say it more.

Kid: "skibidi toilet"
Villageman: "CALL THE PRIEST! GET THE HOLY WATER! WE HAVE A POSSESSION!"

by iDontTrustYou September 8, 2024

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

Toilet Trilogy

When you simultaneously beat your meat, piss, and shit on the toilet.

Dude, I just had the fattest toilet trilogy in my mom's house!

by keknees June 6, 2022