Max

total chad, pissed off a boat

Max! why the fuck are you PISSING off a boat!!

by Krinkedinkel April 15, 2020

max jolly

A big heavy entity
if you can’t see him you can hear him breathing behind you like Shaq
eats everything in his way and can’t be slowed down
A force to be reckoned with

I pray to god that I don’t run into that big motherfucker max jolly today

by User18425495 June 28, 2022

Max Sharkey

Max Sharkey is a very complicated man.

You can start of by describing his tiny dick which is estimated to be abt 1inch. He is also girl repellent. He loves sucki by Jaxson’s dick and getting railed by Johnny sins when playing video games.

Max Sharkey is very gay.

by Maxlikescock November 20, 2023

Max Abmas

God’s chosen basketball player that plays for Oral Roberts.

Max Abmas nicknamed “Mid Court Max”

by Fjejwhdhwhdhwhrh March 23, 2021

jump maxing

To be gay but eat pussy

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing

by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024

max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.

Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".

by QuacksO June 21, 2017

australian max nsw

maaaaassssiiiive fucking cock gets every bitch and is hot as fuck

usually have orange blondish hair

also has a high chance of living in nsw australia

on the east coast

in the shoalhaven reigon

and max's are usually quite short in size BUT NONE THE LESS HE FUCKING SLAYYYYYYS PUSSY

bro that kid at school is a max

yea hes soo fucking hot

australian max nsw

by jackieboiamericaatlantis June 14, 2022