Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.

Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!

by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021

Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle

Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.

by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020

waffle

(waffled )Verb- To have misfortune of getting messy

AW dude i waffled on mai Self..
..gET Away your sick

by CRXguySoFly September 27, 2003

Dick waffle

When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick

She gave me that dick waffle last night

by Bleppper Blea December 9, 2017

Waffles

Super good in my opinion, like this if waffles are better than pancakes... I like waffles better than pancakes and my friend likes pancakes better this will settle our argument thanks!

Waffles are the best food!
You betcha!

by the og three May 12, 2023

Waffle Stomping

The act of using your foot to smush excrement through a shower drain.

“Dude, I showed my girlfriend how I do the Waffle Stomping trick and she found it awesome!”

by Dilsers May 31, 2021

Waffling

Some one who keeps talking and doesn’t know when to shut up for no apparent reason

Hugo doesn’t know when to shut up he’s always waffling

by Hugo smells June 16, 2022