Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.

Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam

by Rybbo March 18, 2011

Cheap Fake

A newspeak term used by the mainstream media in an attempt to convince you that what you are seeing with your own eyes and ears isn't real, so that four years later they can make money off of books about how the public was deceived. (See Biden Presidency, See LA ICE Riots)

When Biden said on live TV during the national debate that he defeated Medicaid, this was a cheap fake that never really happened. Video footage of protestors burning cars while waving Mexican flags in LA were cheap fakes because they happened on a Saturday night and were broadcast on the Sunday news. Therefore there is no rioting in LA.

by PhreakStorm June 13, 2025

Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

Fake Sneeze

when you get that feeling in your nose like you're about to sneeze but it never comes out

person 1: aaaaaa-
person 2: are you gonna sneeze?
person 1: nope, false alarm, I had a fake sneeze

by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

Fake Friend FR

This word is used when your friend who you thought was a real friend , let you get killed by an Infernal

Woi Qayyum, aku mati bodoh asal kau tak tolong, kau fake friend fr

by JamesDAvalanche August 3, 2023

I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.

Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

by Cited Waifu April 12, 2022

Bake and Fake

Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing

Dude, is that a fake tan?
What? I don't go tanning
Bake and Fake

by Silent Ray February 18, 2009