by totalsexybeastballs October 14, 2021
t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 03, 2017
A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!
Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!
by spidergrafx October 03, 2023
Covy Toes is slang for Covid Toes which is a rash-like Covid-19 symptom that you can attract at any age or in any health condition, if that’s either a strong immune system or a weak one, etc. Sometimes Covy Toes may be the only symptom one may have while experiencing Covid-19 and you may find that your toes are swollen as may vary in colours between, purple, pink, and red. This infection may also affect your hands but in both cases will most likely vanish with time and some say they’ve had a case of CovyToes for months on end.
Person 1: Yo, bro, I heard person 3 got a case of the Covy Toes!
Person 2: Really? Sick!!
Person 3: *walking up from behind* yep, wouldn’t have even known I had Covid if it weren’t for my toes!
Person 2: Really? Sick!!
Person 3: *walking up from behind* yep, wouldn’t have even known I had Covid if it weren’t for my toes!
by SummerPenny3711 November 11, 2021
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