Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.

Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

by Jeffsmith1738 May 14, 2018

Kankel Toe

The process whereby the female pubus region becomes enlarged due to obesity (BMI >=85%), so much so that the labia major/minor supersedes 'camel-toe' status and comes in close contact/proximity of the ankle skin normally pre-defined as 'kankels.'

She was so 'large and in charge' that when hitting the sidewalk on-ramp at Wal-Mart, onlookers were graced with an eyeful of kankel toe.

by lifeataglance February 14, 2022

bean toes

A pointy penis

Hey boy, I'm ready for your bean toes!

by Moistnugget6969 December 29, 2017

Clamel toe

When you smell it vagina before you see it.

- “Bro, she had a total clamel toe.”
- “I know. I could smell it from outside.”

by WAste__ April 23, 2018

Tasty Toes

Things you suck on when you are stressed out.

Trevaris: "I need tasty toes right now. I am so stressed out about my homework tomorrow."

by urmommazlovesyou February 14, 2022

butt camel toe

When ur pants ride up your ass.
Butt butttoe camel toe

Damn bro , u see that butt camel toe walk by?

by Obsolete Echo January 1, 2018

toe religion

Once upon a time the toes came to this planet to remake the world in their image. Ever heard of the dinosaurs? Ever noticed how the big crater looks like the indent of a giant toe. The toes left us their disciples to finish cultivating the world. But we became too obsessed with our hands and fingers and strayed away from the holy body part( AKA toes). One day they will return and madness will befall all who do not stand with the toes.

We are not a cult

Join us

Toe religion is good

by Hello123toes April 27, 2024