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pulling a max

Always eating in the middle of class, especially chips or any loud food.
"Whats that noise from the back of the class" "dang it, is he pulling a max again."
by bagled April 13, 2021
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Max

Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.
Woah! Who's monster condom is that?

Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.
by Ppinmybum69 April 7, 2020
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River/Max

River and or Max, the most epic person, and I love him with every inch of my body!! Absolute legend, would kiss and cuddle for the rest of time. <33
I honestly love him!!!! AHHHH <333
This is the meaning of River/Max
by Lumonicleon June 20, 2021
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Max Cahill

Goes by the name max but his real name is James. Every day for assembly he fucking gets first first first first and first for swimming. Used to be the fastest but was beaten by a black guy. Freckles. A meh to be around but could be interesting? I guess? Kinda honest who really knows I'm not his friend but to me he seems reserved and has alot of voice cracks. mY cHiLd.
by RIPincaClassO2019 May 2, 2019
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Max

Max

Max is a truly amazing guy witha great sense of humour, he has amazing blond hair and is usually super tall, he is caring and so hot he makes you want to just stare at him all day. He knows how to make a girl feel great but somtimes his personality gets the best of him and he can hurt the girl he loves most. Max will most likely try to keep it hidden that he likes you but when you find out he will do everything to make sure you are happy, if you ever met a max keep him cause they are definitely keepers.
Max

Hey, why don't you ask him out?

Cause How could a girl like me ever have a chance with an amazing guy like him?
by Girl with a 4 year crush November 25, 2019
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Max

Max really is a modern satirist; you have to have a very high IQ to understand him
by EricCartmanSCORE February 21, 2022
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max brian stevens

A very strong and hunky sexy dude who is very smart and gets all the lady’s and is very independent
damn is that max brian stevens he gets all the pussy
by brody628387283 March 18, 2024
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