by bagled April 13, 2021

Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.
by Ppinmybum69 April 7, 2020

River and or Max, the most epic person, and I love him with every inch of my body!! Absolute legend, would kiss and cuddle for the rest of time. <33
I honestly love him!!!! AHHHH <333
I honestly love him!!!! AHHHH <333
by Lumonicleon June 20, 2021

Goes by the name max but his real name is James. Every day for assembly he fucking gets first first first first and first for swimming. Used to be the fastest but was beaten by a black guy. Freckles. A meh to be around but could be interesting? I guess? Kinda honest who really knows I'm not his friend but to me he seems reserved and has alot of voice cracks. mY cHiLd.
by RIPincaClassO2019 May 2, 2019

Max
Max is a truly amazing guy witha great sense of humour, he has amazing blond hair and is usually super tall, he is caring and so hot he makes you want to just stare at him all day. He knows how to make a girl feel great but somtimes his personality gets the best of him and he can hurt the girl he loves most. Max will most likely try to keep it hidden that he likes you but when you find out he will do everything to make sure you are happy, if you ever met a max keep him cause they are definitely keepers.
Max is a truly amazing guy witha great sense of humour, he has amazing blond hair and is usually super tall, he is caring and so hot he makes you want to just stare at him all day. He knows how to make a girl feel great but somtimes his personality gets the best of him and he can hurt the girl he loves most. Max will most likely try to keep it hidden that he likes you but when you find out he will do everything to make sure you are happy, if you ever met a max keep him cause they are definitely keepers.
Max
Hey, why don't you ask him out?
Cause How could a girl like me ever have a chance with an amazing guy like him?
Hey, why don't you ask him out?
Cause How could a girl like me ever have a chance with an amazing guy like him?
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