Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024

Breakfast Sausage

When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.

Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!

by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024

So Sausage

A really solid citizen full of commitment
Source: Alexander Stevenson

“He’s so sausage he doesn't come off half cock”

by sizzlenodrizzle November 27, 2021

So Sausage

Someone who brings the sizzle not the drizzle

“He’s so sausage”

by sizzlenodrizzle November 27, 2021

Creamy sausage

When a male gets cum all over his dick buts a bum around it and makes the girl bite is dick off

Go on eat my creamy sausage

by Creamstar December 1, 2021

Sausage holster

The vajayjay of a 'popular' girl.

Mary may not have been the prettiest girl around, but she was rumored to have a beautiful sausage holster. Soldier, holster that weapon!

by Nutbuster February 12, 2024

Grilled sausage

The act of fellating another man’s penis so vigorously that the friction heats it up enough for it to be considered grilled

Man, Sarah went so hard on Tom that he’s got a classic case of Grilled Sausage!

by Tommy R 1879 February 14, 2024