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Purple

Girls are pink, boys are blue. Blue + Pink=Purple
Don't do purple at the sleepover!
by Fir3Nva September 18, 2019
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Purple neck

When your niggas bitch massacres the fuck out of his neck with hickeys
Yo my dawg is a purple neck from his ugly ass girl
by Bushwookie747 September 24, 2019
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Purple

Calling the sky purple might be more fun to some people than calling it blue, but its certainly not setting anybody straight to tell them the sky is purple, or to try and make an argument out of nonsense. Its also not really liberating to anybody to tell them the sky can be purple if they want it to be.
The country is still somewhat free enough that you can call the sky purple instead of blue without having your head examined (though not everybody has the luxury), though it doesn't really liberate anybody or set anybody straight to keep bullshitting them by telling them to try and think the kind of abstract thoughts you want to see them think about.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
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purple lapiz

The name of something secretive, like a plan or something that you're not supposed to be doing
person 1: purple lapiz
person 2: *hands over the drugs*
by Mikokona September 27, 2019
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purple

The feeling pre-pebuscent 13 year old nerds would use to describe when they watch how i met your mother on cable tv, and watch free erotica on this site.
Person 1: BRO, you know Julie?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She shouted at me for stalking her and called me a creep.
Person 2: B-R-O! She knows your name?
Person 1: Feeling hella purple bro!
Person 2: Alright, I'll leave you alone.
by ShutUpBob August 8, 2019
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Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney
Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.
by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017
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