Crime Pickle

A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.

Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.

That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.

by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022

Dirt Pickle

A dirt pickle is an asshole pickle that was pickled in your moms stinky ass pussy juices .

“Eric you’re such a dirt pickle”

by Flucking Duck iuuuhh October 5, 2018

Toxic Pickle

Refers to the penis of a man with non-treatable STDs.

That man has a Toxic Pickle.

by Malligman43 April 9, 2021

Pickle head

Pickle head is used to describe someone as being a dumb, ignorant, or frustrating individual.

"Good Lord, he is such a pickle head"
"You are so pickle headed!"

by Spooky Duckz February 19, 2022

soggy pickle

When the toilet runneth over and your dick dips in , also known as dickle dip

I didn't realize the toilet water was so high, my dick and balls dipped and I was stuck with a soggy pickle.

by kbulls708 June 18, 2022

titty pickles

a gigachad with breasts so large no spiderman costume can contain them

"have you seen titty pickles titties?"
"you can't miss em"

by titty pickles February 25, 2022

Whatever seasons your pickle

Same thing as whatever floats your boat

Someone would say some thing, and then you would say whatever seasons your pickle

by Heluvsko December 20, 2022