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NES crap pack

6 "games" that came from hell itself

1. ghosts n goblins

2. total recall

3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)

4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)

5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)

6. action 52
(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)

Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!

(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!

(NES gets thrown through wall)

mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!

52.50 for the NES crap pack?

mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
by I h8 nes October 26, 2013
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AB Pack

There’s layers to this.

An AB pack is the same as a HSP, different location

AB is short for Abortion, as per what a HSP looks like.

And the Pack, is the Aborted fetus.

AB Pack is the baby pack that you’re now smoking on
“Tommys Mrs went down to the clinic yesterday, now she’s chilling at home smoking on that AB pack”
by Kenobis4n November 29, 2022
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pack kill

(verb) to finish a 12 pack of alcoholic beverages
mackenzie: bruh how much did you drink last night?
mairead: i pack killed
by mkegan October 16, 2023
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Pack-n-Play

An adult overnight bag filled with essentials for a playful date.
Ohh you want me to come over? Bet, let me grab my pack-n-play.
by clubcoco September 22, 2023
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Packing Heaters

When someone has an absolutely gigantic ass. Potentially this person could be less good looking than the average individual however they are well endowed.
Goddamn! I had no idea Natalie was packing heaters.
by RatchetSoebuck December 29, 2019
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Hunt's Snack Pack

a pudding snack manufactured since 1977 by ConAgra Foods.1

Snack Packs were introduced in 1968 in single-serve aluminum/metal cans, before switching to plastic cups in 1984 and clear plastic cups in 1990.2 They are marketed as healthy treats for children. In the 1970s Snack Pack was sold in Australia via the Foster Clark company with the television slogan "if it wasn't for a Snack Pack, a kid'd starve"
Hunt's Snack Pack appears in the movie Billy Madison as it is the title character's favorite dessert. He is disappointed that Juanita packed him a banana instead of a Snack Pack in his lunch, so he attempts to take one from a schoolboy in exchange for his banana during lunch time, but fails. Billy eventually gets a whole pack of Snack Packs as a present from Miss Vaughn when celebrating passing Third Grade.
by Wendysfg August 25, 2023
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