Pizza-top it

To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.

Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.

by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011

Tuna that eats pizza

legend says that the only cure to a melting heart is a kiss from a tuna that eats pizza but that’s just hearsay, so maybe it’s not true .

Girl: my heart is melting !!!
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.

by Nova760 October 09, 2018

Fused Pizza Rule

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice

This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half

by Chili Bobsleds. February 23, 2021

beef pizza

When you go down on a girl and she's on her period and then she shits but you don't stop

Last night I was eating this girl out while she was on the rag and she shit herself so I ate the beef pizza.

by Wesley Sanchez March 13, 2016

Beef Pizza

Beef pizza, a.k.a. hamburger pizza, is one of the best pizzas. It reigns over cheese and works well when combined with pepperoni to form a pepperoni and beef combination pizza, usually just known as combination pizza.

Man, I cant wait to eat the beef pizza I ordered.

by Capt_Froggerson August 06, 2020

Pizza Sitting

Where you take one slice out of a pizza pie and then sit on the remaining pie (with the missing slice lined up between your legs) and then cum in the empty slice spot. You can also eat said slice while cumming or cum onto the slice to feed to someone or have sex on the pie so long as someone is sitting on the pizza pie as described above.

Man what’s going on with that pizza pie?! Oh yeah, my roommate Dan has a serious pizza sitting fetish. Third one this week. SMH

by SparksJoy January 02, 2022

Folding Pizza Boxes

When you get a blowjob in the back of a pizza restaurant

We're gonna be folding pizza boxes at Rusty's

by 4FUKsakes December 14, 2017