alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 21, 2017

Toilet

A toilet is a piece of sanitary hardware that collects human urine and feces, and sometimes toilet paper, usually for disposal. Flush toilets use water, while dry or non-flush toilets do not. They can be designed for a sitting position popular in Europe and North America with a toilet seat, with additional considerations for those with disabilities, or for a squatting posture more popular in Asia (see squat toilet). In urban areas, flush toilets are usually connected to a sewer system that leads to septic tanks in isolated areas. The waste is known as blackwater and the combined effluent including other sources is sewage. Dry toilets are connected to a pit, removable container, composting chamber, or other storage and treatment device, including urine diversion with a urine-diverting toilet.

Hey bro I need to use the toilet!
Oh it’s right next to my bedroom and the closet

by Α January 24, 2022

Skibidi toilet

the thing that causes brainrot, fat ass syndrome, autism, down syndrome, no jawline, discord mod lookin ahh, reddit user, ipad kid syndrome, lose aura, and for some reason people jerk off to this

Kid: I like skibidi toilet
Me: Go fuck yourself

by ugsdou gd ogd o8sgfh sg87 wh8 November 25, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

Something that needs to stop this year.

Skibidi Toilet makes me lose brain cells.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

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by monkeyhater69696 February 26, 2024

Toilet Fish

Euphemism for piece of shit.

You selfish jerk you're such a toilet fish!!!

by Jerry Mane June 23, 2021

Skibidi Toilet

skibidi toilet is bad.

dad: hey son wacha doin

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dad: son i think were out of milk, ill be "right back".

by skibiditoiletisbad June 5, 2024