guy 1: what a fake friend bitch
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy
guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy
guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
by el-emak February 24, 2021
Get the fake friendmug. On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
Get the Fake Sploogemug. by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
Get the Fakemug. by Realfacts1 June 29, 2022
Get the Fake friends daymug. A fake Louis Vuitton purse carried by poor people to make themselves look rich and sophisticated. When in reality it makes them look even less sophisticated. In the eyes of authentic collectors. These purses are made in China and are made to look real with small to huge imperfections that are usually purchased from street vendors or on the side of the road.
Did you hear that Lashanda spent this month’s child support money on a fake Louie? Man she’s trying to be boujee
by Dnurse15 June 15, 2023
Get the fake Louiemug. a fake bro is a bro who breaks the to vide repeatedly for example telling ur girl ur cheating or getting with ur bros ex
ps fuck you azalea
ps fuck you azalea
by the Flocka July 17, 2022
Get the fake bromug.