Illini Mud Twister

Get yourself a fine shyt from Red Lion. Assume a reclined position. The fine shyt must bounce on it crazy style. When ready and adequately loosened up, she must assume a fetal position while remaining on the schlong. Then you must spin her like a top while she chants I-L-L and you respond I-N-I.

Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.

Christina: "What did you get up to last night? You never came home?"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

mud assing

- (V.) the act of riding, or goofing around in the bed of truck while it is offroading

"Dude we went wheelin' out at the canyon, and Matt was mud assing in the back!"

by Dustin Ross June 3, 2007

Mud Minnow

A little person who only has sex with black men.

"You have NO shot with Katy, you're too white. Katy is a mud minnow after all!"

by skunkys August 10, 2023

Mud Pie

A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"

My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.

by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 2, 2022

Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.

Man I just shit out a mud turkey.

by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014

Mud Sketching

Mud Sketching is when one draws art with their own feces. This can be either on the floor, walls, ceiling, etc. Mud Sketching is considered frowned upon in most 1st world countries, due to it's inherently unsanitary nature, but many 3rd world countries like India heavily partake in this unorthodox pastime

"I'm a grown man, and I love mud sketching!"
"Mud sketching is really fun once you get past the 'ew factor'"
"Mud sketching is so gross, man! People can only suffer so much for their art"
"Mud sketching make me willy hard!!!"

by Mudsketchman420 April 24, 2025

mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by lovepier September 18, 2021