Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.

“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”

by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025

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Mad david

so cringy it gives you goosebumps.

Kevin>That's not 3 out of 3.. that's 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro

by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024

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MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD

DEFINITION OF JIAKUN ZHU

Patrick: Your bad
Jiakun:Your mad
Patrick: Your MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD

by Yavenu August 10, 2020

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Mad Valid

Mad Valid is for when people are from Jersey and sometimes they musty and look bad. But when they dance, they mad valid

Ex: "Eww he musty!" "Mans can't dance, he will just fall." "Someone get the paw patrol for this man because he gonna fall!"
*He dances well* "Yo, this mans mad valid." "He still musty doe." My garments drenched! ;)"

by Voidyz February 9, 2021

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