January 12th

Attack big necked people

Person 1: watch out luch someone might get you today

Person 2:why?
Person 2:it’s January 12th and you got a big sad neck.

by seam123 January 12, 2025

January 14th

Free feet pic day

gimme feet pics
nah
its january 14th

by sigma wolf January 14, 2025

January 10th

Real niggas are born. These relatble mfs are smart, good lookin as fuck and usually have a mf dump truck. Though they can be hella annoyin, them niggas are loyal af.

That January 10th bloke is a sic cunt

by Tyron_paul73 January 2, 2022

January 1st

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?

Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*

by I <3 me December 22, 2021

January 16

National ask your crush out day

hi its january 16

by blewd January 15, 2023

January 18th

January 18th the day for all the crackheads!! Remember smoke that weed or go loko

“Bro you can’t smoke weed” “ya I can it’s January 18th”

“Ohh okay”

by AJNSJDKJDJDJDHBF BE December 19, 2019

January 25th - Gift lolo day

Gift Lolo Day

👿I wanna gift someone so bad
😈it’s January 25th - Gift Lolo Day!

by xvanillax January 26, 2020