Poop Tease

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.

Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.

by poodlewhacker July 19, 2009

Poop scum

1. The scum, or remains, of feces.

2. An irritating, or stupid person, or just someone you dont particularly enjoy.

example 1: Dude come into the bathroom and look at all my poop scum!

example 2: Wow Jaren, your such a POOP SCUM!

by elwoodthesheep October 24, 2010

Dad Poop

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.

"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."

by didegerdoo2112 November 8, 2019

Poop Goblin

A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.

Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!

by yeetodahaww October 31, 2019

princess poop

When you take a big shit but when you wipe your ass its completely clean.

“Yo my patient had a massive code brown, but when I wiped them they were completely clean.”

“Nice they had a princess poop!”

by Markski619 December 31, 2017

poop catcher

Trousers/Jeans/Pants that are so baggy that the crotch hangs so low that they could catch the persons poop.

hey, check out those guys poop catchers, he looks ridiculous!

by thefashionpolice May 12, 2011

beach poop

After the first or second day of being at the beach, you take an epic poop. The salt air and salt water creates the perfect atmosphere for an epic dump. Always a clean break with little residue when wiping.

I took an epic beach poop when vacationing at the Jersey shore!

by Beachpooper June 28, 2021