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Human Bong

The act of inserting the mouthpiece of a vape into your partner's vagina, and blowing into opposite end of the vape, filling up your partner's vaginal cavity with vapor. After removing the vape, quickly applying your mouth to your partner's vagina and inhaling.
"Honey, I think I got cervical cancer from when we were doing the human bong."
by acid)eater May 6, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
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an actual good human being

Lily Loud is the genuinely REAL definition of an actual good human being, as well as Wilbur Wilson.
by Jurgen Sebastian (stupid bitch February 7, 2025
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a human ick

who is a human ick?
lelli kelli.
by sksodoejsnif February 20, 2022
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Human Snailing

The act of using a blanked to curl into a ball, And ejaculating in order to move, leaving a trail of semen on the floor, like a snail.
Me and my friends tried Human Snailing for the first time.
by urethraworms September 1, 2024
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humans

Beings who slowly kill the planet. Some do the best not to, even though it is inevitable. Only humans can read this. So, are you, sadly, a human?
Person 1- Are you guys humans?
Persons 2- Of course, pfft!
by 미겔 December 11, 2022
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Human Torpedo

When a person playing basketball shoots up to the rim in a complete pencil like shape with the ball in two hands above their head with their arms fully extended. The person does not change position in mid air until the dunk is completed and both feet have landed on the ground. The Human Torpedo can be used to achieve a "Master Eng" which is a different term.
"He just did a human torpedo!"
by Motion Wawa December 18, 2012
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